A New Sheriff

is in town. We redesigned and rebranded the main site. Take a look.

"Kiss My Asphalt" was too cliche and had been done 7 ways from Sunday. The joint is now called Asphalt Valhalla. "Asphalt" as a link to our past, and because that is where cars are at their best. "Valhalla" because that is the destiny for venerated warriors. Plus, I feel a kinship to the old Norse ways. Together, it is a site to celebrate the wondrous grail cars before they take their flaming boat ride. Enjoy 

Porsche 911 GT3 RS in grape and mirrors.
Porsche 911 GT3 RS in grape and mirrors.