A New Sheriff
is in town. We redesigned and rebranded the main site. Take a look.
"Kiss My Asphalt" was too cliche and had been done 7 ways from Sunday. The joint is now called Asphalt Valhalla. "Asphalt" as a link to our past, and because that is where cars are at their best. "Valhalla" because that is the destiny for venerated warriors. Plus, I feel a kinship to the old Norse ways. Together, it is a site to celebrate the wondrous grail cars before they take their flaming boat ride. Enjoy